Life's Lemony Lessons

‎"When Life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE Life take the lemons BACK. GET MAD. I don't want your DAMN lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make Life RUE the day it decided to give YOU lemons. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down, with the LEMONS. I'm going to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"